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10 Funniest Interview Questions

SAN FRANCISCO --"If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?" "Do you enjoy long, stressful hours?" "What shoe do you tie first?"
Huh?
Chances are, if you've ever been in a job interview, you've been asked a question that's funny, inappropriate, or just plain bizarre. Technology professionals are no exception to this experience. Techies.com, an online career resource, recently asked "What's the funniest question you've ever been asked in a job interview?"
The top 10 funniest questions reported by bayarea.techies.com members are:

• 1. "Will your girlfriend give you strife if we send you on a business trip to Bangkok for two years?"
• 2. "Working here is a lot like being on LSD. Know what I mean?"
• 3. "Come in. Sit down. Would you like some sushi?"
• 4. "What's a nice girl like you doing in metallurgical engineering?"
• 5. "What can I do to convince you to join the Dark Side?"
• 6. "You code and manage. You've answered every answer correctly. Can you tell me what is wrong with you?"
• 7. "How does it make you feel knowing I hold your destiny in my hands?"
• 8. "Doesn't that nose piercing hurt?"
• 9. "How the hell do you left-click a round mouse?"
• 10. "Single people work more. Are you single?"

"The technology sector is so hot right now that tech professionals are starting a new job every 13 months," said Doug Berg, co-founder and Chief Techie of techies.com. "That's a lot of job interviews. Add that to the fact that quite often the interviewee knows more about the skills and the job than the interviewer, you have lots of fodder for some really weird questions."

Namost, ha ilyen helyzettel nem is, nyelvvizsgán, érettségin interjúkérdésekkel bármikor találkozhatunk. Az alábbi egy egyszerű, középfokú gyakoroltatáshoz megfelelő kérdéssor, amihez kialakítunk egy jó kis interjúkörnyezetet, székekkel, asztallal, stb, és már mehet is a third degree. Érdmees beszúrni egy marhaság kérdést, hogy fenntartsuk a figyelmet. ;)

1. What is the meaning of your name?
2. Does your name affect your personality?
3. Tell me something about your hometown.
4. What are the differences in accent between your hometown and __________?
5. What is the character of the people like in your hometown?
6. What is people's favorite food in the region where you live?
7. Do you think that people have enough time for leisure now?
8. Are there any historic monuments in your region?
9. Describe your job. How do you spend your typical day?
11. How have weddings changed in recent years?
12. Tell me something about the __________ Festival.
13. Describe a traditional wedding ceremony.
14. Name a person whom you admire? Why? What influence does he / she has on your life? Would you like to become like him / her in future?
15. Are there any traditions concerning the birth of a baby?
16. How do you like _________? Compare it to your hometown. How did you get to this place?
17. What place do you like best in ________?
18. What places in ________ should a foreigner visit?
19. What places would you recommend a visitor to go to in your region/hometown?
20. If you had the choice, where would you choose to live in _________?
21. Which parts of _______ would you recommend a foreigner to visit?
22. Tell me something about your family.
23. Which is your favorite color?
24. Do you think colors influence our life? How?
25. Which is the best place you've been to in __________?
26. Who does most of the household chores in your family?
27. Are the traditional sexual roles within the family changing?
28. Why is the divorce rate increasing so rapidly? Is it a problem?
29. What is your opinion of the planning family policy?
30. How do you discipline your child?
31. Is it acceptable for couples to live together without marrying?
32. If you had the choice, would you have a son or a daughter?
33. Are you going to bring your child up any differently to the way your parents did?
34. What hopes do you have for your child? (if you are married)
35. Do women still have too heavy a burden in their day to day life?
36. Is the increasing influence of the West largely a positive or negative thing?
37. Are you looking forward to anything in particular in Australia / UK / USA ?
38. What do you do in your leisure time?
39. What will you do if you fail the exam?
40. Who should bear the responsibility for payment of tuition fees?
41. What can be done to improve education in rural areas?
42. Have recent changes affected your job in any way?
43. Do you agree with private education? Why?
44. What can be done to close the gap between urban and rural areas?
45. If you had the power, what changes would you carry out within education?
46. Describe a typical working day for you
47. How do you see yourself in ten years time?
48. If you had the opportunity to change your job, what would you do instead?
49. If you had one million dollars, what would you do with it?
50. If you could start your life again, would you do anything differently?
51. What ambitions do you have?
52. Which country/place would you most like to visit?
53. What changes do you think India will see in the next few years?
54. Will any possible future changes affect your job in any way?
55. How do you think you will cope abroad?
56. How does it feel to go abroad for the first time?